Players Win and Winners Play

The Milan Mall Has it All

Ok, Raise the Left Corner Just a Little Bit

...no, your left

All Gilded and Shit

I Brought You Into This World, I Can Throw You Into a Fountain!

Everyone Can See Your Balls

Strolling the Streets of Milan

...looking for gelato 

Great Friends Happy on Vacation

Old Market

Nothing!  We've got absolutely nothing for sale!

Someone Lost a Puzzle Piece

...uh, there it is.

House of God

It is almost big enough to be "move in ready" for the Lord

Comune di Milano

...oh yeah, that's right - - this is the people's high fasion

Unexplained Vitriol

Unexplained Milanese vitriol against the people of Spain

Fountains of Youth

Boys, stop fighting in front of that Renaissance era fountain!  What would the Borgias think?!

Renaissance Schmenaissance

If these Renaissance men were so damned smart, how come no one thought to invent aluminum siding?

Sooooooo Big

You think your fortress is soooo big.  Well, it is.

In Milan Dogs Can Only Have Red Collars